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October 10, 2008

Maintaining a healthy level of insanity

Highly recommended for those of us who want to maintain a healthy level of insanity

  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.. !
  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
  4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
  5. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..
  6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
  8. Sing Along At The Opera.
  9. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
  10. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
  11. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
  12. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
It's Called .... THERAPY

11 comments:

Morgan said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i am so trying some of those...

Emily said...

I like numbers 5, 6, 10, 11 and 12 especially! I don't think I could do them though, because I'd start cracking up :P

Wesley said...

People actually do order things to go through the drive-through at our Chick-fil-A... very absentminded people, I guess... lol...

Emily said...

I can imagine....have you ever heard someone order a diet water? now that would be funny, lol!

Christianne said...

Those are fuuuunny. =D

Matt said...

haha!
Will S. sent me these before.

Nathan said...

Wow so i really enjoyed reading those. Hahahaha those are great!!

Emily said...

yeah, matt, I thought you probably saw it before....

Wesley said...

Haha, no, no one has ever ordered diet water... but people have ordered charcoal sandwiches before! That just cracks me up whenever I think about it...

Emily said...

Oh my goodness! That would be sooooo funny! It sounds like when working at Chick-fil-a, there's never a dull moment....

crispin [Adam Davis] said...

Will sent me this a while back.. very funny. I tried the diet water once.. lol